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 via.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj451Q8zB1qa9b8ro1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/post/256975648/via" target="_blank"&gt;blackandwtf&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ffffound.com/image/ee7b1b0193f7c02523405d1af6a9e605a782a352" target="_blank"&gt; via&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/256976095</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/256976095</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:54:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

CollegeHumor Original of the Day: FabFour09 — a...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923978&amp;fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923978&amp;fullscreen=1" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1923978&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/256448602/collegehumor-original-of-the-day-fabfour09-a" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;CollegeHumor Original of the Day: &lt;/b&gt;FabFour09 — a Bloomington, Indiana-based Beatles &lt;i&gt;Rock Band&lt;/i&gt; cover band — meets a fate not unlike the one that befell their idols.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923978" target="_blank"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Why have I not started a Beatles Rock Band cover band?  Now Recruiting.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/256896973</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/256896973</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:10:06 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy Belated Birthday, Bruce Hornsby.
Listen to that Mandolin...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-uravhL8FbY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-uravhL8FbY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Happy Belated Birthday, Bruce Hornsby.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Listen to that Mandolin Rain…&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/256890426</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/256890426</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:00:45 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>(via eyeonspringfield)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktngtvl3w31qztjn5o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://eyeonspringfield.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;eyeonspringfield&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/256885351</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/256885351</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:53:10 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>tumblndice:

thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tgbNymZ7vqY&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/255881623/thedailywhat-stop-what-youre-doing-and-watch" target="_blank"&gt;tumblndice&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/255866981/stop-what-youre-doing-and-watch-the-hell-out-of" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: &lt;/b&gt;The entire cast of &lt;i&gt;The Muppet Show&lt;/i&gt; perform the “Bohemian Rhapsody” cover to end all “Bohemian Rhapsody” covers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think I know why I haven’t heard from Mattucci all day…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You would be correct.  But it’s only because I’ve been trying to reenact it with real-life Muppets, which I keep in cages in my basement.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/255890800</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/255890800</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:54:11 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

[photo via.]
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktln38Qhup1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/255653868/morning-links-aol-introduces-a-quieter-brand" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[photo &lt;a href="http://www.deaddog.com/?p=15340" target="_blank"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/255661530</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/255661530</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:17:25 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Bob Dylan - “Must Be Santa”
- This simply...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qVs6X9yIM_k&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qVs6X9yIM_k&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bob Dylan - “Must Be Santa”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- This simply couldn’t wait until Christmas.  It’s just too bizarre.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/255648721</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/255648721</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:00:36 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>blackandwtf:

 via turn of the century.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktiyboMvy91qa9b8ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/post/255379080/via-turn-of-the-century" target="_blank"&gt;blackandwtf&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://turnofthecentury.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt; via turn of the century&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/255596940</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/255596940</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:50:55 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Cyanide and Happiness.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktl1m1iSOp1qzpwi0o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/254768815/cyanide-and-happiness" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/1867/" target="_blank"&gt;Cyanide and Happiness&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/254826349</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/254826349</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:04:18 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Stevie Wonder on Twitter .... Jesus Christ, people.</title><description>Stevie Wonder on Twitter .... Jesus Christ, people.: (via banalitycheck)</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/254623019</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/254623019</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:39:44 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>A thing of beauty.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkuantrTF1qzosaqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A thing of beauty.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/254617390</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/254617390</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:32:47 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>'The Office' Ends As Documentary Crew Gets All The Footage It Needs</title><description>'The Office' Ends As Documentary Crew Gets All The Footage It Needs: savingpaper:

(via...</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/254477216</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/254477216</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:45:14 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Never-Before-Seen Pics from The Hangover</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktkez2soxl1qzosaqo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/more_pics_from_the_hangover#tab=most_recent&amp;id=56546" target="_blank"&gt;Never-Before-Seen Pics from &lt;i&gt;The Hangover&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/254349318</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/254349318</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:01:50 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>This image sums up the Bears’ season all too well…</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MNG9kGoKXgQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MNG9kGoKXgQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This image sums up the Bears’ season all too well…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/254343283</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/254343283</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:53:51 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>banalitycheck:

nbaplayoffs2009:

In Other News: THIS also...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj8ioUaLL1qzb7vjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://banalitycheck.tumblr.com/post/253552964/nbaplayoffs2009-in-other-news-this-also" target="_blank"&gt;banalitycheck&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://nbaoffseason.com/post/253528202/in-other-news-this-also-happened-photo-by" target="_blank"&gt;nbaplayoffs2009&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;In Other News:&lt;/b&gt; THIS also happened.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Photo by Nathaniel S. Butler/NBAE via Getty Images)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/253633076</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/253633076</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:25:09 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>zackchristenson:

Brick thrown through window of WGN radio...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfa8jCqum1qz6ifio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://zackchristenson.com/post/251049883/brick-thrown-through-window-of-wgn-radio-studio" target="_blank"&gt;zackchristenson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/11/brick-thrown-through-window-of-wgn-radio-studio.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed:%20ChicagoBreakingNews%20(Chicago%20Breaking%20News)" target="_blank"&gt;Brick thrown through window of WGN radio studio - Chicago Breaking News&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And the lady who did it, after throwing the brick, went and sat in oncoming traffic on Michigan Ave.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/251086164</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/251086164</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:22:06 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>zackchristenson:

A crazy lady threw a brick through our studio...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktfa652AwM1qz6ifio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://zackchristenson.com/post/251048888/a-crazy-lady-threw-a-brick-through-our-studio" target="_blank"&gt;zackchristenson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A crazy lady threw a brick through our studio window this morning.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/251085995</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/251085995</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:21:52 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

From The Archives: Jimi Hendrix, in his earliest...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GaIxswG7d84&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GaIxswG7d84&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/250906347/from-the-archives-jimi-hendrix-in-his-earliest" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;From The Archives:&lt;/b&gt; Jimi Hendrix, in his earliest TV appearance, backs up Buddy &amp; Stacey’s live performance of “Shotgun” with The Royal Company on WLAC-TV Channel 5’s &lt;i&gt;Night Train&lt;/i&gt;, c. 1965.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.metafilter.com/86830/Earliest-Known-Footage-of-Jimi-Hendrix-Performing" target="_blank"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Simply epic.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/250908464</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/250908464</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:14:36 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

This Is Jason Segelarious, You Should Watch It of...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9bZF6Kx88LM&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9bZF6Kx88LM&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/250334076/this-is-jason-segelarious-you-should-watch-it-of" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;This Is Jason Segelarious, You Should Watch It of the Day:&lt;/b&gt; Freaky Jason Segel debuted a new song with very personal lyrics during last night’s Swell Season concert at The Wiltern in Los Angeles.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Old and Busted: 867-5309. New Hotness: 315-329-6673.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;i&gt;thanks matt!&lt;/i&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/250845387</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/250845387</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:53:11 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Wrangler Really Tiny Jean Shorts</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_7e8f03aeca"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=7e8f03aeca" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=7e8f03aeca" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_7e8f03aeca" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wrangler Really Tiny Jean Shorts&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/250783783</link><guid>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/250783783</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:22:48 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
