var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7828966-2"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @mattmattucci)http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksun6deTB61qzosaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Props to anybody else who has seen this…</p> <p><i>The Garbage Pail Kids Movie</i></p>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/238160246http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/238160246Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:01:25 -0600<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_a6ca322835"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=a6ca322835" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=a6ca322835" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_a6ca322835" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Middle Aged Wolf (<i>Teen Wolf</i> Parody)</p>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/238078390http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/238078390Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:06:39 -0600<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kssmi2zztx1qa9b8ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/post/237987494/via" target="_blank">blackandwtf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/davidg7/1920s-girl-riding-an-alligator-of8" target="_blank"> via</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/238077681http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/238077681Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:05:29 -0600<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksovs4yBRl1qzosaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://deadspin.com/5398184/sports+o+ween-iii-season-of-the-itchy-sweatpants/gallery/" target="_blank">Deadspin</a>)</p>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/234936760http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/234936760Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:21:40 -0600Tim Lincecum Cited in Least Surprising Pot Bust Ever.: And it’s NOT an Onion story.http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/234932611http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/234932611Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:14:40 -0600<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnre3EciH1qzpwi0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/234365959/dog-toy-of-the-day-humunga-stache-rubber-ball" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Dog Toy of the Day: </b>“<a href="http://www.firebox.com/product/2520/Humunga-Stache?itc=190&src_t=nwt&src_id=271&via=sum" target="_blank">Humunga Stache</a>” rubber ball / fake moustache combo from Firebox.com.</p> <p>Make a man out of your dog.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.bemlegaus.com/2009/11/cachorros-e-micos.html" target="_blank">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p>This is the dog of my dreams.</p>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/234510697http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/234510697Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:41:34 -0600<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnmdlYcko1qzpwi0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/234331359/desktop-wallpaper-of-the-day-the-tache-desktop-by" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Desktop Wallpaper of the Day: </b>The <a href="http://www.made-in-england.org/images/Tache-Desktop-Red.png" target="_blank">Tache Desktop</a> by <a href="http://www.made-in-england.org/" target="_blank">Made-in-England</a>’s Simon Cook.</p> <p>Inspired by and dedicated to those participating in <a href="http://www.movember.com/" target="_blank">Movember</a>, the annual men’s health awareness moustache growing charity event.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.notcot.org/post/26084/" target="_blank">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/234340902http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/234340902Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:31:56 -0600<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4af2ee809e4c763b/4741e3c5156499a7/a1cced5/-cpid/31fd233ec0d069a6" id="W4727a250e66f97234af2ee809e4c763b" width="400" height="294"><param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4af2ee809e4c763b/4741e3c5156499a7/a1cced5/-cpid/31fd233ec0d069a6" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /></object><br/><br/><p>Conan says PBR “tastes like ass”, gets 6 free cases.</p> <p>- Sign me up.</p>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/233976280http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/233976280Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:26:43 -0600<object width="400" height="333" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_6fa81a1ca0"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=6fa81a1ca0" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="333" flashvars="key=6fa81a1ca0" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_6fa81a1ca0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Lunch!</p>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/233878008http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/233878008Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:04:32 -0600<a href="http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2009/11/04/sesame-street-40-years-of-laughs-joy-and-communism/">Sesame Street - 40 years of laughs, joy and communism?</a>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/233873139http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/233873139Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:57:21 -0600<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksl7ktdbZz1qa9b8ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblndice.tumblr.com/post/233088524/blackandwtf-via-good-evening-senator-i" target="_blank">tumblndice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/post/233084067/via" target="_blank">blackandwtf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://community.livejournal.com/vintagephoto/4608163.html" target="_blank"> via</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>Good evening, Senator. I hope your transport was suitable. Come, let’s get a scotch and some fruit rinds.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is one of the greatest pictures I have ever seen.  LOL moment of a lifetime.</p>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/233340235http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/233340235Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:16:37 -0600<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/izixcIn0iwE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/izixcIn0iwE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Eric Clapton and Jeff Beck - “I Want To Take You Higher”</p> <p>- Tremendous cover, even without the singing.</p>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/232936980http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/232936980Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:21:14 -0600Tom Crean believes Indiana heading in right direction.: “The one thing that became very...http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/232852079http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/232852079Wed, 04 Nov 2009 07:09:14 -0600<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksko66MClY1qztjn5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://eyeonspringfield.tumblr.com/post/232645980/oh-no-my-brains" target="_blank">eyeonspringfield</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote>oh no.  my brains.</blockquote> </blockquote>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/232796123http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/232796123Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:25:30 -0600<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksirmeUHXV1qz70oto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblrer.com/post/231906784/shawarma-pan-pizza-via-hipsterrunoff" target="_blank">hellonewworld</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Shawarma Pan Pizza (via <a href="http://hipsterrunoff.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">hipsterrunoff</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/231934490http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/231934490Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:51:04 -0600<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zXqHfHN9dJs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zXqHfHN9dJs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Weezer Snuggie Infomercial</p>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/231863263http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/231863263Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:11:46 -0600“In what other award ceremony will you hear the winning entry referred to as a “menacing mouth...http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/231857702http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/231857702Tue, 03 Nov 2009 08:03:55 -0600<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tr6H1a7YUac&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tr6H1a7YUac&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Edison Lighthouse - “Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes”</p>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/230802085http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/230802085Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:08:38 -0600<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksg74bdj411qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/230196307/but-not-much-more-via" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>But not much more.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=4959" target="_blank">via</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/230800517http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/230800517Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:06:36 -0600<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kseg52HbOf1qa9b8ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/post/229495942/via" target="_blank">blackandwtf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.sideshowworld.com/tgod-MidgetCity.html" target="_blank"> via</a>.</p> </blockquote>http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/230798577http://mattmattucci.tumblr.com/post/230798577Mon, 02 Nov 2009 08:03:59 -0600